Dateline: The IKEA Warehouse. I wouldn’t recommend entering IKEA WORLD if you’ve had a margarita or two. I wouldn’t go if you’re hungry, either. It’s going to be a while before you see food again, and, trust me, you are going to need strength to survive the IKEA challenge.

Note: You cannot appreciate the dangers of IKEA WORLD without catching up. First read, Episode One, the Virgin Gives It Up for a Chocolate Bar; Episode Two, Costco World,IKEA World, Episode Three, the IKEA Virgin.

At long last, I step into the mega football dome of a warehouse, surrounded by twittering twenty-somethings. Eighteen minutes of More >