A Psychologist on the Loose
Posts tagged crazy
A Website I Can Set Up Myself? I Say, “Nay, Nay”
Dateline: Threadgill’s Restaurant. Robert Earl Keen played here.
Set-up: Once more, in an attack of delusional capability, I attempted to set up a “real” website.
I realize my monkeying around messes up MysteryShrink.
Therefore:
I PLEDGE ALLIGIANCE TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF THE INTERNET . . .
AND TO THE LUNACY FOR WHICH IT CRAWLS . . .
THAT I WILL NEVER, EVER BE SEDUCED AGAIN INTO BUYING A SWIMSUIT WHILE SOBER, OR TO ATTEMPT ANOTHER FULL WEBSITE.
You know who’s really cheering? Every tech customer service worker in our great land. Oh, and the spouse. Also, I think the dogs would like me to stop More >
Swinging on the Limbs of Phone Trees. Stress, Part 3
Dateline: Left hand on one phone tree limb…Right hand gripping another tree limb…oops.
PART THREE. Hour Three. You will not be able to properly feel my pain or find some shred of forgiveness for my behavior unless you have read Parts One and Two of my torture history.
Hour Three in Phone Tree Stress
Now I’m bumped up to Level Three Customer Service since my request is apparently too complicated for the first two levels. Level Three Customer Service Guy thanks me for choosing Dell and asks me to give him all my information again. He assures me he will solve the problem. I let out a More >
Crazy? Me? Of course!
Okay, so there I am standing in the back yard, a hundred degrees outside, and a bleeding knuckle from a scrape on the lawnmower (If you’re lost, see “The Mower Fueling Incident.) By now I’ve stopped whining, “Why am I the only one who ever notices what needs to be done around here?”
I’ve not stopped, but have begun to taper my exaggeration statements, “I canNOT stand this! This is horrible, terrible, and hideous. My whole day, probably the whole WEEK is shot, now that I’ve got this knuckle BLEEDING ALL OVER THE PLACE. Okay, a couple of drops hit my shoe.
And, More >